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		<title>End of the Schism: Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/07/02/end-of-the-schism-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/07/02/end-of-the-schism-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raskolnikov</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[OVIE TIME]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Raskolnikov]]></category>

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Ovie: YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWW!!!!! Ride-em Horsiepowers!
Raskolnikov: Herk …
Ovie: OH SHUSH.  No barfbarf.  We haz to meet our friends.  No runningz late for this date!
AHHHH!! Sitee of brods and sholders!
Raskolnikov: And still ground.  BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRFFF!!!!
Ovie: You eatz too much toast ted raveeeoliii.  Friends around corner.
Raskolnikov: Oyyyy.  You still haven’t told me who these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Agent Frenzy Open Thread</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/07/01/free-agent-frenzy-open-thread/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/07/01/free-agent-frenzy-open-thread/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ReasonableDoubt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Free Agency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NHL FRONT OFFICE TYPES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random Internet Blog Trade Rumors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reasonable Doubt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Signings & Trades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We'll make this shit up as we go along]]></category>

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July 1st. It&#8217;s Canada Day, and it&#8217;s the day Free Agents can start signing with new teams. After the jump we&#8217;ll post whatever big signings or rumors we can find. Feel free to join in in the comments.

Early on today, the Sedins signed dual 6.1 million dollar a year, five year deals with the Canucks. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Philadelphia Ready to Set Some Records</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/30/philadelphia-ready-to-set-some-records/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/30/philadelphia-ready-to-set-some-records/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenoceur</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flyers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LeNoceur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lightning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Signings & Trades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A half-assed post]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Pronger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Victor Hedman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/?p=9201</guid>
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The Flyers have finally found the missing ingredient that will put them over the top, making them a complete team and get them in the NHL record books.
I&#8217;m talking, of course, of the trade for Chris Pronger. Will he make them Stanley Cup contenders? Maybe. But he will definitely make them the favorites for Colin [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>End of the Schism: Part I</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/27/end-of-the-schism-part-i/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/27/end-of-the-schism-part-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raskolnikov</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[OVIE TIME]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Raskolnikov]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Beginning of the End]]></category>

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Raskolnikov: // opens LOT 2 
“If Granny knows how to suck eggs, and eggs are what dinosaurs liked to eat, does it follow that Granny knows how to suck what dinosaurs liked to eat?”  If she knows that dinosaurs were homosexuals, then yes, Granny does love to slurp that prehistoric penis.  Guhhhhh, why [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>24 Hour Draft Party People: Eastern Conference</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/26/24-hour-draft-party-people-eastern-conference/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/26/24-hour-draft-party-people-eastern-conference/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hextall454</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hextall454]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ice Girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Islanders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lightning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Penguins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sabres]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Senators]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/?p=9190</guid>
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The NHL Draft isn’t like the ones held by the NBA or the NFL.  Work up whatever fervor you like; 98.9 percent of the the teens and foreigners awkwardly pronounced behind a podium won’t be making an impact on your favorite team this season.  But hey, some people like to celebrate this sort of stuff, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>24 Hour Draft Party People: Western Conference</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/26/24-hour-draft-party-people-western-conference/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/26/24-hour-draft-party-people-western-conference/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hextall454</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blackhawks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blue Jackets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coyotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hextall454]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wild]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/?p=9182</guid>
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The NHL Draft isn’t like the ones held by the NBA or the NFL.  Work up whatever fervor you like; 98.9 percent of the the teens and foreigners awkwardly pronounced behind a podium won’t be making an impact on your favorite team this season.  But hey, some people like to celebrate this sort of stuff, and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Lost and Alone, Isolated By My Peers</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/25/im-lost-and-alone-isolated-by-my-peers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/25/im-lost-and-alone-isolated-by-my-peers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ReasonableDoubt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lightning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reasonable Doubt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nailing down the meth-addicted stripper demographic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RD will never get laid again]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This won't end well]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/?p=9172</guid>
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I&#8217;ve done my best to not write this article. I really have. I don&#8217;t like to rip apart the team I&#8217;ve supported since they began playing in a hot &#8220;arena&#8221; that held 9,000 people and little air conditioning, so bad a times games were called because the ice had melted.
But now, I can&#8217;t hold back [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>He Really Nailed the Interview</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/25/he-really-nailed-the-interview/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/25/he-really-nailed-the-interview/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenoceur</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Darryl Sutter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flames]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hirings & Firings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LeNoceur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nepotism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sudder Brudders]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/?p=9173</guid>
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Darryl Sutter: Come on in, have a seat. You have any trouble finding a place to park?
Brent Sutter: No, I just parked in the space with the &#8220;Reserved for Head Coach&#8221; sign, just like you said.
Darryl: I just want to let you know up front, we&#8217;ve received a lot of applications, from many highly qualified [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Opportunity of a Lifetime</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/24/the-opportunity-of-a-lifetime/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/24/the-opportunity-of-a-lifetime/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lenoceur</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guest Posts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LeNoceur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck were you thinking?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The pay is lousy but the retirement plan can't be beat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You could take over the OvieTime! bit]]></category>

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Weed ran away to his Sportress. Now, Rask says he has &#8220;more important things to do.&#8221; (We&#8217;re not sure exactly what; he kept muttering about &#8220;nerve gas&#8221; and &#8220;Bettman&#8221; and &#8220;this time, I can&#8217;t possibly fail.&#8221;) MYFO as you knew and loved it is no more.
But that&#8217;s OK&#8211;like Barack Obama, we&#8217;ve always been all about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Brett Hull : Hall of Fame :: Skate : Crease</title>
		<link>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/24/brett-hull-hall-of-fame-skate-crease/</link>
		<comments>http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/06/24/brett-hull-hall-of-fame-skate-crease/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hextall454</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brett Hull]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coyotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hextall454]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey Hall of Fame]]></category>

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Based on ESPN&#8217;s early morning coverage yesterday, you would think that the man pictured above is the Brett considering taking snaps for the Vikings this year.  Yes, it is true that Brett Hull has been accepted in the latest incoming class of the Hockey Hall of Fame.  And for some reason, this got more press [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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