| 16 May 2011
So...the Thrashers might REALLY be moving to Winnipeg (suggested team name: the Turboprops). I'm a total geography nerd, so I can tell you that Winnipeg is much farther West than Atlanta. That would seem to throw a monkey wrench into that whole East/West conference thing. So, MYFO proposes, once again, blowing the whole fucking thing up and realigning EVERYONE. Our carefully-thought-out-and-in-no-way-ridiculous plan is as follows:
Teeth Division: Phoenix Coyotes. Nashville Predators. San Jose Sharks. Boston Bruins. Florida Panthers.
Nature Division: Tampa Bay Lightning. Minnesota Wild. Dallas Stars. Carolina Hurricanes. Calgary Flames.
Jobs Division: Edmonton Oilers. New York Islanders. Philadelphia Flyers. Vancouver Canucks (Canucking is a profession, right?).
Things With Wings Division: Chicago Blackhawks. Detroit Red Wings. Anaheim Ducks. Pittsburgh Penguins. Winnipeg Jets.*
Red, White, Blue Division: Washington Capitals. Montreal Canadiens. New York Rangers. Colorado Avalanche. Columbus Blue Jackets. (This division to become noted for its exciting, turnover-driven style of play)
Island of Misfit Toys: New Jersey Devils. Toronto Maple Leafs. Buffalo Sabres. St. Louis Blues. Los Angeles Kings.
*Actual name of new Winnipeg team may necessitate re-realigning. MYFO stands ready to assist.
