| 12 May 2010
Hal Gill: You're from Europe, right? What's it like?
Tomas Plekanec: You'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Gill: What?
Plekanec: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that we got here, but it's just – it's just there it's a little different.
Gill: Example?
Plekanec: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call pussy in Paris?
Gill: They don't call it pussy?
Plekanec: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a pussy is.
Gill: What do they call it?
Plekanec: They call it "Le Tang".
Gill: "Le Tang".
Plekanec: That's right.
Gill: What do they call a douchebag?
Plekanec: A douchebag's a douchebag, but they call it "Matt Cooke".
Gill: [in mock French accent] "Matt Cooke." [laughs] What do they call a Fugly son of a bitch?
Plekanec: I don't know, I didn't go to Russia.
Enjoy Game 7.
