| 04 March 2010
Derek Morris: This feels so right, yet so wrong at the same time. Boston has been a confusing place for me.
Tommy: Shut the fack up, queeah, and get to work on that cawk!
Derek: I though switching teams would be good for me. A new opportunity. A chance to be free, to express myself. But sometimes, it's just frustrating. I feel empty.
Tommy: I will fill up yah fat mouth with my cawk!
Peter Chiarelli: Derek...oh, sorry to interrupt. I'm afraid I have some important news. You're changing teams.
Derek: Really? Thank you! Where am I headed?
Peter: Phoenix. They want you back.
Derek: Phoneix? Really? The land of eternal sunshine? Where the ASU coeds can wear short skirts and open-toe shoes year round? The land of the quadruple shocker?
Peter: That's the place. good luck, Derek.
Derek: I really think this change is for the best. Lets me get back to who I really am.
Tommy: My bawls ah bluah than Tawm Brady's eyes!
