A Victory for Douchebags Everywhere

Written by LeNoceur | 01 March 2010

No, I'm not talking about Sidney Christ's Olympic gold-winning goal. The Dallas Stars have agreed to pay Steve Ott almost $12 million to make a nuisance of himself for the next few seasons.

As a proud fan of Sean Avery, Darcy Hordichuk, Jordin Tootoo, Dale Hunter and Tie Domi, I couldn't be happier for the little fuck. Steve Ott should have been in the Olympics, spearing Slovaks and running Russians, slashing Swedes and, er, checking Czechs.