| 11 March 2010
A truly remarkable thing occurred at one of the other Deadspinoffs last night; after years of nothing, the blogger once known as Footsteps Falco staggered into the office and declared his return to the Kissing Suzy Kolber team he once helped to start in 2006. He's been gone for three whole years, and just like that, he's back. I didn't realize that re-incarnation existed in the blogosphere (all SuperMikes aside), but just like that, the hardest working football dick jokers on the net went from 6 to 7.
Oh crap, could this happen to us?
If we had properly transfered our archives from Wordpress, you newbies would see that MYFO was once a veritable consortium of people who believed that puck was a funny word. Three site re-designs and one Penguin Stanley Cup later, we now stand as a dynamic duo. Hextall454. LeNoceur. Repeat.
In our near 3 years on the Internets, we've had no less than13 staff writers. And that doesn't even include Jen P, who Oje would randomly let blog about Avalanche pre-season stuff. What happens if they were all to pull a Falco and rise from the cybergrave? We've downsized our office; there's nowhere to sit. And besides, we're legitimate Bloguin bloggers these days, and we're not exactly looking to split our checks 11 ways. Hell, LeNoc quit his job and chooses to bathe in the OVIETIME residual income we get. It's awful. He doesn't even close the shower curtain.
HOWEVER...
If any former writer of MYFO would like to return for a guest post - to either fill us in on what you've been up to, why your team is better than ours, or why Matt Cooke deserves to be punched in the cock, you're more then welcome. And for those who read, is there a recurring feature that disappeared like Mike Rathje when one of our bretheren left for greener pastures? Let us know in the comments.
So this serves as a welcome to all who have left our dingy office. Stop on by. Let us know what you are up to. Make a dick joke.
And now for our equivalent of the Vietnam Memorial...
FOOTSTEPS MYFO WALL
laerm d. 2007
Baba Oje d. 2007
Sir Hotbod Handsomeface d. 2007
Kid Canada d. 2007
Matt Romanananananada d. 2007
The Ordinary Seaman d. 2008
The Legend of Vincent Tremblay d. 2008
Dan Hopper d. 2008
Weed Against Speed d. 2009
Raskolnikov d. 2009
Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price d. 2009
