| 27 July 2010
Capitals Owner Ted Leonsis: Hello Alex, it that you?
OVIE: OH HAI UNCLE TED! I WUZ JUST DEEP C FISHING IN THE MEDITERRANIAN FOR LADEEZ. YOU IZ FROM GREASE, NO? Unless I find LADEEZ soon, my fingers will get RAW from HAND JIVE!
Leonsis: Good to hear, Alex. Good to hear. Hey, I was wondering if you would have any interest in doing a promo appearance for the Winter Classic. Mr. Bettman would love to have you and Sidney Crosby there for the media.
OVIE: OH HALLZ NO. That man assaultz defenzeless clothez dryerz. WHAT DID THEY EVAR DO TO HOCKEY JESUS? Nothing! DAT AINT RIGHT.
Leonsis: Maybe you can set aside your passion for appliance rights and make an appearance. It would mean a great deal to the league.
OVIE: Who else hav you aksed?
Leonsis: Knuble.
OVIE: CBOOBIEZ?
Leonsis: Oh Alex, you know how I love those locker room nicknames you guys come up with. Yes, Mike will be there.
OVIE: No, no. I waz aksing if there would I can SEE BOOBIEZ if I come. Sometime OVIE missez Capital Hill tail like Semin missez the net in playoffz.
Leonsis: Actually, the event is in Pittsburgh this year. I suppose there's a chance that some buxom women could be at the event, sure.
OVIE: Hold on TEDDY. I haz to send you picture message.
/sends photo
DO NOT WANT.
Leonsis: Say no more Alex, I understand completely. Who do you recommend I send in your place?
OVIE: Uncle Ted, fourth linerz need lovin too u kno. WHO WANT TO STECKS MUTOMBO?
Leonsis: Good call.
