| 28 January 2010
Hi everybody! Mark Fistric here, and I'm the proprietor of Mark Fistric's House of Hats. If I learned anything from Apple's reveal of their new iPad tablet computer yesterday, it's that in this economy, you need products that serve more than just one function. So we've gone through our entire House of Hats inventory and decided that it's time to FLIP THE LID on single-use headwear. Starting today, ALL ITEMS MUST SERVE TWO PURPOSES. Join me in the showroom, would you?
Take a look at this San Jose Shark-themed sombrero. Buy this hat from Mark Fistric's House of Hats, and you won't have to put it away when Cinco de Mayo comes to an end. Just think of all the fiestas you can throw using this one as a tortilla chip and salsa tray! Ay! Muy caliente!
And what about this fine piece of headgear? Should a life-size game of Monopoly ever break out, you'll be covered!
You know, they call this one a mortar board for a reason. We'll sell this one 30% off to all of those in the mason and bricklayer community.
Oh, this one? It's so versatile. Allow me to demonstrate.
Stick tap to Leahy for the find.
