After the last Versus debacle, I wanted no part of their latest debacle, a Brian Engblom interview. Fortunately for the other editors, none of them could attend the  either.

However, our lack of participation in the actual conference call will not stop us from giving you, the MYFO reader, a reasonably-close-to-actual Q & A session with Brian Engblom. Thanks to the magic of folk psychology, we can determine how he would respond to important questions and make fun of him! If we can predict how he would answer, we can mock him too! Isn’t philosophy grand?

My comments are in italics.

Reasonable Doubt, Tampa, FL: Brian, with the recent advent of Versus in high definition, will you be getting a less obvious toupee?

I don’t know if it’s a toupee, but now he has the Lloyd Christmas look to match the intelligence.

Engblom: I don’t know what televisions need dictionaries for, but there is nothing wrong with my perfect head of hair. If you think there is something wrong with it, it’s your problem, not mine.

Brian, when that mop is shown in high-definition, it’s everyone’s problem. Like my farts after eating eggs.

LeNoceur, St. Charles, MO: Brian, if you weren’t such a highly skilled hockeycaster, what would you do for a living?

Engblom: Oh, I think I’d definitely be a painter.

LeNoceur: Like, houses?

Engblom: No, probably unicorns.

Brian lives in one of David Lewis’ alternate universes.

Hextall454, Washington D.C.: Brian, which anagram of your name do you prefer – “Learning Bomb,” “Mango Nibbler,” or “Ambling Boner”?

Engblom: What’s an anagram?

It’s one of those high definitions that TV’s don’t need. And Ambling Boner.

And now you know why I don’t write for Fire Joe Morgan.

Assist to The Sports Hernia for the pic.