Good afternoon, students. It’s Friday, and for the second week in a row (!), we have an installment of MYFO’s (P)friday Perfunctory Photo Pop Probatory.

Today’s installment once again features in-game photos from the past week. And once again, many, many thanks to Getty Images and the AP via Yahoo! for use of all of the photos.

Everybody ready? Let’s do this.

Question #1: Brian Gionta makes his celebratory skate after being named one of the three stars of the game after a Devils victory. What is he thinking?

a) There’s nothing better than being recognized for a solid effort

b) I can’t wait to thank my teammates when I get to the locker room

c) Where the fuck is everybody? Probably getting mugged outside the arena, I guess.

Question #2: Here’s a candid photo of goalie Nikolai Khabibulin. What lyric or line from a move best describes this photo?

a) No one knows what it’s like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man…

b) “I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight… razor… and surviving.”

c)  “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.”

d) “This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack!”

e) With these hungry eyes, one look at you and I can’t disguise, I’ve got hungry eyes, I feel the magic between you and I…

Question #3: Dion Pfaneuf and Ryan Smyth exchange pleasantries during a game. What was some of the dialogue between the two?

a) Your gloves are freezing!

b) “Hey Dion, you smell that? That’s what your sister’s snizz smells like! Shit, does she like it rough!”

“Dick!”

c) “Peek-a-boo! I see you!”

Question #4: What is Alexander Ovechkin doing in this photo?

a) Shaking off a hard check

b) Looking for his lost contact lens

c) Worshipping the Caveman God Zarupha

d) Doing his interpretive dance rendition of Madonna’s Like A Prayer (When you call my name, it’s like a little prayer, I’m down on my knees, I want to take you there)

Question #5: Mike Keenan is obviously infuriated about something. What is it?

a) A missed call on the ice

b) A penalty called on his team

c) He just realized he’s a total fucking asshole

Question #6: The look on Mark Parrish’s face captures the moment he realizes Nickelback’s new album just came out and he hasn’t purchased it yet.

a) True

b) False

Question #7: This photo of goalie Carey Price and a teammate is an illustration of what?

a) Good teamwork

b) Giving your goalie plenty of space and a good angle to see the shot

c) Hockey Pong

Question #8: John Madden and Paul Martin take a moment to celebrate a goal – what is Madden saying to Martin?

a) Dude! This is sweet!

b) What the hell? One armed raised? Why not two?

c) This is so much easier when there’s no goalie.

Question #9: Jason Cullimore goes down while getting injured. Which nonsensical phrase is he yelling?

a) Fucksnibbledaddydoodah!

b) Yowser Captain Mowser!

c) Fuck me in the goat ass!

d) Kelly Clarkson!

Question #10: Brawlers George Parros and Donald Brashear engage in a little bit of the old fisticuffs. What is Parros saying?

a) Not in the face, brah. I’m too pretty!

b) Nice pectorals!

c) Have you ever noticed I look a lot like Chuck Negron from Three Dog Night?

Question #11: Alexander Ovechkin is obviously experiencing some sort of discomfort. What is the problem?

a) He banged knees with an opposing player

b) Hip flexor injury

c) He has come to the realization he’s not very good-looking

d) It hurts when he poops, but dagummit, it’s crowning and there’s no turning back now

Question #12: Scott Clemmensen would like to ask the Ice Girl out on a date, but he knows he’s not very good around the ladies.

a) True

b) False

Question #13: Teammates Wayne Simmonds and Patrick O’Sullivan celebrate a goal. What is Simmonds saying to O’Sullivan?

a) Great work, man! If you keep playing like this, we might win 20 games this season!

b) No, seriously. Double up on the Snuggle fabric softener and twice through the rinse cycle. It’s perfect!

c) Have you ever seen Jungle Fever, that Spike Lee movie?

Question #14: Brent Burns and Ryan Kesler get tangled up during a play in the Canucks/Wild game. What caption is most appropriate?

a) Brent Burns uses Ryan Kesler like a gynecologists exam chair

b) If you sleep this way, no funny business can happen

c) Brent Burns misses his old sled back home

Question #15: What is Alexander Ovechkin doing?

a) Stretching out before the game

b) Imitating what his cat does when she’s in heat

c) Demonstrating for his teammates how to sneak up on a Wooly Mammoth

Question #16: Marc Savard and Manny Fernandez share a moment after a hard-fought victory. What is Marc saying to Manny?

a) Great job, Manny! You really carried us tonight!

b) What’s it like being Jacques Lemaire’s nephew?

c) Dude. Look at me. Last night never happened.

Question #17:If Khabibulin doesn’t get his shit together, Mark Parrish & Aaron Johnson are going to kick him out of their Destiny’s Child cover band. Choreography is key, Nikolai!

a) True

b) False

Question #18: Ryan O’Byrne thinks he’s going to give Cody Bass a snuggie, but the tricks on him, Cody is going commando.

a) True

b) False

Question #19: What are the Habs fans yelling in the background?

a) Kick his ass!

b) Sacrebleu!

c) Dude! HabsFan4 and Panger76 are missing a sweet fight!

Question #20: Despite his continuing efforts, Chuck Kobasew is slowly coming to the realization that “ice hockey break dancing” is never going to catch on.

a) True

b) False

Question #21: Adam Mair is seriously getting sick of Ryan Miller’s shit and he’s about to let him know about it.

a) True

b) False

Question #22: Daniel Sedin and Henrik Lundqvist in a candid photo from a matchup between the Canucks and Rangers. What is actually occurring?

a) Sedin attempts to screen Lundqvist on a shot from the point

b) Lundqvist is thinking, “What movie is ‘I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it’ from? Shit, I can’t remember.”

c) Lundqvist realizes that IKEA isn’t the only place where you can sample Swedish Meatballs.

That’ll do it for me, everybody. Have a great weekend and we’ll see you Monday. Peace out.