Captain Canada: Bristol? Where the hell is Bristol? It’s not in England, is it? Buncha pantywaists.
Major Mullet: Naw. It’s in Connecticut, eh.
Captain Canada: Well, that’s all right then. That Pat Verbeek was a heckuva player. Little guy, but tough as nails. He didn’t need any dispy-dos to score goals. Just played hard and went to the net, like a good Ontario boy should.
Major Mullet: Well, coach, now that we’re joining forces down here, what’s the next step? Mexico? Finland?
Captain Canada: Finland?! Finland?! Don’t get me started. I’d like to punch that Esa Tikkanen right in the mush. No, I’ve got bigger plans.
Major Mullet: Are you sure? Cause they’ve got some nice beaches in Mexico, and the ladies there really dig pinstripe suits.
Captain Canada: Forget Mexico, Melrose.
Major Mullet: Hey, you’re revealing my secret identity!
Captain Canada: Secret schmecret. Every time you open your mouth you give yourself away. Now listen up: Have I ever told you about my little brudder?
Major Mullet: You’ve got a brudder? Where?
Captain Canada: He’s in the NBA. We’re taking over a whole ‘nother sport, sport.
May 7th, 2008 - 12:23 pm
here come little brudder…
May 7th, 2008 - 1:33 pm
Where does one find a plaid jacket? And in numerous colors…
May 7th, 2008 - 2:34 pm
Indirect Harford Whalers reference….check.
May 7th, 2008 - 4:22 pm
What, no “douche-off” competition?
May 7th, 2008 - 5:29 pm
We haven’t had a douche-off in a while actually…
May 7th, 2008 - 9:43 pm
Last time I saw Melrose on TV someone had to put a wooden spoon between my teeth. Those suits should be illegal.
May 8th, 2008 - 9:58 am
Anyone else notice how drunk Melrose looks in that picture?
May 8th, 2008 - 12:43 pm
@ Zorkon: I figured that was his general demeanor.
May 10th, 2008 - 4:48 pm
Don Cherry’s suit jacket last night was magical. It was a vivid magenta floral with an orchid motif. I am kind jealous it wasn’t mine.