*Sigh*, why must we haz this silly Ceres Money?
Why is they welcoming back this old guy, S Poe Zito? I seez him at Crystal Lake earlier today. at team’s last supper. What is up with that mask? That provide less protection than a baseball cap! Good thing Katja iz back in Moscow, or S Poe would slit my throat while we play Zecrets of Mana! We’z protect the seedz from Thanatos, not ourselves!
Iz we finally putting old people back in formal hide? Good, let’z startz game, pleez.
James Wisniewski shoots from the point
Pssh, you’z call that a shot? Lerppu eject stuff faster than that.
Jason Williams tips the shot over Olaf Kolzig’s shoulder
Even men without little blue pill can makez goal pregnant.
Jonathan Toews shoots and scores
He still haz less personality than a Koho.
Yanic Perrault shoots and scores
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! Thiz haz gone on too long! Why iz we playing like a team from the Southeast? We’z Mid Atlantic dammit! I musts carry this team by myself!
GIVEZ ME ZE PUCK!!!
Ovie gets the puck in the Blackhawks zone
OVIE TIME!!!!!
Cam Barker blocks the shot
OVIE TIME, TAKE 2!!!!!
Nikolai Khabibulin makes a save
Why, why mustz I suffer against such a crappy team? If I haz done something wrong, makez me do extra wind sprintz and wipe Brashy’s ass after a night in Bethesda! Down 3-0 …
Patrick Sharp shoots and scores
… 4-0? The Hurricanez iz whooping up on the Wheat Threshers! No time for Kovalchuk to save them! Threshers sitting around like Martin Luther King is coaching them!
Hey Brashy! You gonna take charge and rough someone up? No!? I’z does everything around here.
Approaches Jonathan Toews
Toews: Huh?
Ovie: I seez your promotional abiliteez, Tave. I pazzed out at my keyboard, only to wake up 8 hourz later to see that I’z bought Charlez Barkley Shut Up and Jam for $5034.53 on eBay!
Toews: Tough break, chump.
Ovie: No, no, tough break for you. You see, I holdz you lye able for my loss of conshisness. I sendz my lawyer, mommy Ovie, to talk to you about recompensing.
Toews: Eat a dick.
Ovie: So we settling out of court?
Gives Toews a face wash
There! Now you smells cleaner than me after $3.50 haircut.
Toews and Ovie are assessed roughing minors. All kneel, all stand.
Assist to YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OO? for the pic
March 25th, 2008 - 7:51 am
Toews: Eat a dick. I want an uncensored tv broadcast of a game with good on-ice audio so I can hear Toews tell Ovie to eat a dick.
March 25th, 2008 - 5:31 pm
@roccosounds to me like Toews was just offering Ovie some suet pudding: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_Dick
Nothing wrong or offensive about that, is there?