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Why do I even bother? Just as it went with the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, it only took one weekend for my NCAA Men’s Hockey Tournament Bracket to be completely decimated. Sure, I’m a total moron for picking the Gophers to win two games over the weekend (fuck you, Garth Snow, and screw you, Kyle Okposo [...]

That’s right, cats and kittens. Your friendly MYFO Gang will be liveblogging the Titanic Biblical Struggle between Hockey Jesus and Hockey Herod as Sidney Crosby’s Penguins take on Sean Avery’s Rangers tonight in Part 2 of the home-and-home series.
So come back tonight at 7 PM EST and we’ll be liveblogging away, some of us more [...]

I should have fucking known better.

Pierre McGuire: Chemistry with Hossa getting better?
Sidney Crosby: It’s gettin’ there. I mean, uh, it’s gonna take a couple games but he’s a great player and I think we’re gonna create our chances.

Scott Niedermayer was the Brett Favre of hockey, hemming and hawing forever about whether he was “retired” or not. Then he became the Roger Clemens of hockey, returning for just enough of the season to tune up for playoff action, opening the door for a similar move by teammate Teemu Selanne, Peter Forsberg, and [...]

The NCAA Men’s Hockey Tournament season is upon us once again. I know it is hard to remain composed, but please try to control your excitement. In all seriousness, if any of you out there are able to catch any of the games, be sure to check them out. In a way, college hockey is [...]

Is there any way we can make them miss the playoffs for this?
According to Canadian publication The Star, The New Jersey Devils are being sued because the French are in the business of throwing their money in the air and optimistically hoping it lands back in the jar.
Here’s a summary of events:
1.  The French Bank [...]

So, did your NCAA Men’s Basketball bracket take a worse beating over the weekend than Chris Pronger endures when he forgets date night? Have no fear, fellow losers – no need to weep angrily while discovering that the intern chick at your office with Down Syndrome that shreds paper and eats her boogers has more [...]

As the regular season winds down, I thought MYFO should take a break from the usual hard-hitting analysis all of our dear readers have come to love and once again take a look at the people behind the greatest game on ice (except Curling). And what better way to do that than to make uninformed and [...]