This is Edward Norton.  He’s a badass.
To his credit, the man has starred in 17 films.  In just about everyone of them, he’s a badass.  But we’re not talking knock you on your head with a haymakerbadass – let the Vin Diesels of the world do that mindless child’s play.  This man is apsychological badass.  He [...]

Richard Peddie is the president of the Maple Leafs. He is also a certified Master of the Obvious. In a statement that confirmed the opinion of 99.9 percent of crazed Leafs fans (including, I presume, erstwhile MYFO contributor Kid Canada, although he was unavailable for comment), Peddie acknowledged recently to the Toronto Sun that hiring [...]

MYFO Undercover has done it again. Last night, I was given a tape from our triple-secret undercover deep throat performer informant. The tape was of the meetings during the Lightning’s sale talks. After the jump, see how the sale faltered, then died, all because of a producer’s word.

Today’s Making Puck is dedicated to the things that should have happened long ago, but for whatever reason, didn’t. Join me after the jump to make up for lost time, and stay tuned for later today, when MYFO Undercover pulls off another coup.

Flyers center Daniel Briere, whose self-realization of his emonocity was exposed over the summer by MYFO, has a diary.  It’s disguised as a 2005 Sabres media guide covered in Snow Patrol stickers.  As Briere was going through security for the team’s trip to Raleigh, a MYFO operative hijacked his knapsack and secured the document in question.  (If promised a [...]

Last night was the annual airing of the beloved “Peanuts” holiday specials. While you were taking notes on Lucy’s decidedly un-Dr.-Phil self-improvement advice and replicating all of the above dance moves in your living room, hockey was being played.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Browniest. Carey Price is sort of [...]

When I want to go to a hockey game, I will buy a ticket and go to a hockey game.  Until then, leave me alone.
THe NHL is a league that realizes that they’ve got the best sport in town to see live.  If a person sees one game within close proximity to the actual ice, [...]

Welcome back. 
As you can see, MYFO took the weekend off.  You know why?  Out of protest.  Yeah, that’s it – a protest.  In the past, the post-Thanksgiving holiday weekend often featured the games where NHL teams unveiled their latest third jersey – just in time for the shopping season.  Need an example?  Fine.  My buddies [...]

It is undeniably true. The well-traveled Rucinsky hails from the town of Most, Czech Republic. He’s been the Most since the day he was born. Rucinsky played a handful of games in 1991-92, but really started his full-time NHL career in 1992-93. How long ago was that? Al Gore hadn’t invented the neutral zone trap [...]

As you literally roll your turkey-stuffed ass out of bed this morning/afternoon…
What? I didn’t have any corn! The Senators, however, have hit a bit of a rough patch. After starting the season like gangbusters, the Ottawans have dropped four of six. Last night was a shootout loss to the Penguins. Despite the presence of Hockey [...]