Because MYFO loves to make our readers happy, particularly those of the female persuasion, we are pleased to report that the New Jersey Devils have signed Zach Parise to a 4-year contract extension, worth $12.5 million. The 23-year-old heartthrob scored 31 times for the Devils last season, and scored even more often in the steamy dreams of his most devoted fans.

This Devils news brings to mind the fact that MYFO has not yet heard from anyone wishing to be a Devils contributor. We know the Devils have fans. Perhaps you were intimidated by the fact that we had two Rangers tryouts. Don’t be–Rangers fans have enough trouble seeing through the glare reflecting from Marty Brodeur’s rings and Vezina Trophys.