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It turns out that, contrary to popular belief, there are in fact, more than 10 hockey fans. Thanks to an early announcement, we have been flooded by requests to join the MYFO ranks to represent their team. This all makes for great theatre and quality posts that involve little or no work, so Raskolnikov can [...]

It turns out that, contrary to popular belief, there are in fact, more than 10 hockey fans. Thanks to an early announcement, we have been flooded by requests to join the MYFO ranks to represent their team. This all makes for great theatre and quality posts that involve little or no work, so Raskolnikov can [...]

Manny Legace can breathe easier as he gets ready for the Blues’ training camp in a few weeks. He has not one, but two Finnish backups waiting to, um, finish a game for him should need arise. Having already signed Juuso* Riksman as a free agent out of the mother country, the Blues recently acquired [...]

Due to consuming an entire bottle of wine, Raskolnikov’s loose fingers “accidentally” sent an email to Deadspin czar Will Leitch, informing the great leader of Melt Your Face-Off’s existence. However, this action was done without the knowledge or approval of any of the other writers. We were unprepared for the resulting traffic and were caught [...]

As interesting as news of (Insert underachieving role player here) signing a 1 year deal with (Team that missed the free agency boat here) is, it’s good to see that a few NHL players have taken it upon their own to give us something to write about. As it was widely reported yesterday afternoon, [...]

We can all agree that the life of the professional athlete is a quality existence. Opportunities are presented to them that ordinary people such as you and I are rarely afforded. They make absurd amounts of money. Women blindly throw themselves at male (and female) pro athletes as if they are the second coming of Leif [...]

It turns out that, contrary to popular belief, there are in fact, more than 10 hockey fans. Thanks to an early announcement, we have been flooded by requests to join the MYFO ranks to represent their team. This all makes for great theatre and quality posts that involve little or no work, so Raskolnikov can [...]

As has been well-documented here at MYFO, the Nashville Predators are in a bit of trouble. There’s a clause in their lease that says if attendance drops below 14,000 for two consecutive years, they can bolt the town. With about 9,000 season tickets sold, this is a very real possibility. There are two potential ownership [...]

In 1990, maverick St. Louis Blues owner Michael F. Shanahan and his swashbuckling team president, Jack Quinn, did the unthinkable: they signed restricted free agent Scott Stevens away from the Washington Capitals. Sure, the collective bargaining agreement in place at the time technically permitted signing other teams’ RFAs, but it was understood, sort of a [...]